spongebob squarepants.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
nowadays i've been hooked on to one yellow sponge. crazy huh? the yellow sponge is none other than.. *drumroll please..
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. whee! hehex.
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this post is to think of spongebob as a usual, common sponge. so we can use our
IMAGINATION.. quoted from the very sponge itself in a few episodes ago. okay, let's set aside some moments to use this dusty little thingy called
IMAGINATION.. let's begin.. just to warn you guys reading, this may not entirely appeal to you, so save your negative comments.
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he was going home from the krusty krab. and suddenly was caught out of the vast sea by a HAND. this HAND squeezed the porous, pock-marked spongebob till his insides ran dry. he was choking for water. then the HAND said, "oh my goodness! is this the legendary spongebob squarepants?" spongebob tried to utter a yes but as you remember, his pores were clogged with water and he could not speak. "oh, so much for being a famous sponge, you cant speak. ho-ho. see how you will survive as a kitchen sponge, shall we?" the HAND cackled.
suddenly, spongebob found himself in a kitchen sink. and a HAND picked him up. "oh, what a nice, yellow sponge this is. just right for washing this pile of dirty dishes!" and so poor spongebob, never in his life did a day's work like scrubbing, scrubbed for his life. he blamed himself for being so absorbent.. now he's got the SUDS from inhaling too much soap.. and day after day his energy is slowly depleting..
nobody can recgonise spongebob now. he has grown
yellow with age. okay like that's much difference. he is becoming more and more like the normal kitchen sponge you can buy at those marts. he's nose is not so protruding, neither does his hands or legs. he has in fact turned into a KITCHEN SPONGE!
now, the moral of this story is. if you wanna grow a sponge. then place it in saltwater or dun ever take that poor sponge out of the sea. the consequences are that the sponge will soon die and become a NORMAL. YELLOW. KITCHEN. sponge. it must
NEVER get into contact with soap. the consequences are dire. it will let the sponge get the suds. and over usage of the sponge will result in a perfectly flat sponge with no nose, hands or legs as the constant rubbing will erode the sponge.
so ends the woeful tale of
spongebob, or now known as spongeblob.